I saw a funny TV ad for Absolut Cut - the soda water brand. So much for reading between the lines.When mom says : So, how's your lovelife?
She really meant: So, do you really like boys or girls?
Then you answer: Great. Am dating a flight attendant. She's blonde.
What you really meant: Am sleeping with my fitness trainer. He's built.
She fires: Oh that's wonderful, honey.
She concludes: So, it's a boyfriend.
Then she follows up cheerily: When do we get to meet her?
When she's really thinking: Dad is going to love this.
For which you respond, with much artifice: Oh she travels a lot.
Thinking: Not in a million years, Mom.
Then, to get your revenge: What about you, how's your backache?
When your eyes say: Are you still sleeping with your chiropractor?
She smiles that devilish little smile that tells you both of your secrets are safe, from Dad at least.
Oh well...
4 comments:
where did you see this ad? its cute i want to see...........
Hey, How are you doing? Haven't posted anything recently. Hope all is well.
Guys, been really really busy. Can't even get a haircut; ironic since Red is right across my building. Trips for the year cancelled or delayed :-(
Been feeling withdrawal pains for not writing as well he he he
maybe one post this week?
Good to know you're doing good. Just busy. Well, busy is good too. More raket = more money.
Don't stress yourself out. Looking forward to your post.
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